Doctor Cockney is at the London Fashion week asking the all important question – do clothes make you sexier? Apparently a bag over a woman’s head is en-vogue so Doctor Cockney is getting out his gimp mask right now.
I just thought since Doctor Cockney is scared of the net and hasn’t yet appeared on his own blog!! you lovely people would be interested in the results of a few other sex surveys out there. And our take on the results…
This week here are three interesting facts about Sex on the net!
Fact 1
About one in five of all respondents said that they had gone in for ‘e- mail eroticism’ with a partner. Specifically, we asked people this question: ‘Have you indulged in sex on the Internet – that is, masturbating to orgasm while ”talking” on your keyboard to at least one other person?’ Astoundingly, 26 per cent of males and 15 per cent of females replied ‘Yes’. This is a finding that no sex survey has ever recorded before. It shows that for many people, ’sex on the net’ is now perfectly acceptable. And bear in mind that we’re not talking about looking at pornography on the Internet – we didn’t ask about that
Source the Net Doctor
Here at DR C HQ we view this as healthy for obvious reasons, but advice caution. Computers are electrical aplliances and as such liquids on them could blow a fuse or cause a shock and ultimately you could come to a sticky end..so beware.
DR C Tip – Make sure you have two sets of tissues one for yourself and one for the keyboard.
Fact 2
A third of British girls have filmed a pornographic movie on their mobile phone.
The poll found 34 per cent of women questioned had stripped off in homemade movies, while a whopping 83 per cent admitted indulging in sexy texts.
Cyber sex is also on the rise and experts believe it is linked to the popularity of networking sites such as Facebook and MySpace, with 64 per cent having enjoyed online sex chats on them.Over half the 1,000 females questioned admitted to having text sex, while an outrageous 31 per cent had even indulged in webcam romps.
Victoria White, editor of Company said: “It’s great to see women embracing technology and becoming more confident with their own sex lives.”
Company magazine.
Here at DR C HQ we do agree but advice caution..what goes on the net can stay on the net and it can also appear years later and be rather embarassing..
DR C Tip – Make sure your sending the text to the right person..I know that in one TV company a very prim and proper young lady sent me a text due to go to her boyfriend. It was enlightening to say the least..
Fact 3
Australian women believe that cyber sex constitutes more serious cheating than going to a strip club or watching pornography.A survey of 1,117 internet users showed that people see little difference between virtual and regular relationships.Almost all surfers ranked cyber sex as cheating which, although not as bad as being physically unfaithful, is much worse than watching a stripper or pornography.Most considered cyber sex and “sharing intimate information with others online” as acts of infidelity, and 41 per cent see no difference between online and offline affairs.Women were less likely to see any difference between an online affair and the real thing.However, more than 30 per cent of survey participants confessed to having what they would define as an online affair.The survey concluded that engaging in erotic communications online, while not as threatening as offline sexual encounters, did threaten relationships, even though the people often never met.
Source College of Social and Health Sciences at the University of Western Sydney
Here at DR C HQ we think cheating is cheating so DONT DO IT!!
DR C Tip – If you are going to have a cyber affair make sure you have a clue about the person you are having it with…one married couple of 15 years had each started independly having an online affair. They only realized who they were when they eventually met in the flesh…They split none the less
Friday the 22nd unlucky for some it seems. Woke up to a rather dull cold day and got Ira the PM on the phone to confirm the shoot. The Doc wanted to go to one of his favourite patches to film. Wood Green North London. Ira wanted to go to Carnaby Street in London’s West End. I just wanted to get the shoot done so that I could go home as I felt terrible with a lingering cold.
Come 10AM we were on the streets of Wood Green at work
Come 10:42AM we were still on the streets of Wood Green with a DR C intro to the show and a Go Daddy ad in the bag . No Interviewes yet.
Come 11:30 AM still no interviewes .The fish werent biting..
At 12AM we called it and hopped on the tube to Piccadily Circus
By 1PM we only had one interview in the bag with one young brother and sister team from Slovenia who thought the Doctor was doing a survey for the NHS on tourists views of the British health service. The boy became slightly alarmed when the Doc started asking him if he had ever had sex. The answer in case you’re interested was no. He was a virgin which of course led the Doc to ask him if he masturbated much, which further alarmed him and even more so his sister.. The doc left them in a state of shock and we moved on to..
1:45 Pm Carnaby street and same problem as Wood Green no one wanted to speak.. we decided to can the idea of doing a normal show . The theme was have you ever slept with someone with any offputing habits and have you ever had to tell them that they arent good in bed..
Anyhow we decided to do another Shag Marry Ditch Shoot, as they are slightly easier..This time it was on which Politician would you get it on with the choice..Tony Blair, Davie Cameron and ladies favourite Gordon Brown.. The result ? It seems that the Politicians silver tongues, rugged good looks and high powered status arent a big hit with the ladies of London…
Oh we also had to halt filming half way through as Ira got into a ladies fight with another girl. Apparently something to do with bumping into each other..it ended up with the girl throwing her cup of tea all over Ira and her new boots and not so new coat..quite a scene really..
It was a long day and I got home to find a £960 electricity bill for 3 months..
I think 22 might be the new 13…
I know its late!! But its been a mad week..trying to upload shows and blog when its all new to you ..but I think there is a light at the end of the tunnel and there is nowt like doing it yourself to learn.. Last friday was a cracking albeit freezing shoot …we were outside the London Natural History Museum interviewing visitors and guests to this years, 2008 that is, London Fashion Week.
The Doc was wondering and asking about sexy clothing and what got these fashionados cloggs dancing. The answers were surprising but you’ll have to wait till next week to see what they were..Have to say from my un cultured view of fashion most of the people were dressed in pretty weird get ups..but hey ho..anyhow they were all pretty surprised by the Doctors line of questioning but his bright and colourful tie drew them in and they felt he was kinda one of them , well something like that, a fashion try hard maybe…he is a cockney after all!
He was rather taken by this lady tough the same cannot be said about her as he asked her about her underwear…
It was a good location though and we got plenty of guests the other good thing was the V and A museum where we stopped off for cake and coffee ( a rare treat but I felt the doc needed a break..as he was about to start going into one of his moans and he really isnt as young as he used to be…he was also rather tired from being UP all night, working on one of his patients apparently)
I’ll let u know when the show is up in the meantime look out for tomorrows first edition of the Shag Marry Ditch show, where he asks what billionaires people would or would not like to get it on with..the choice virgin super boss richard branson, easyjet founder stellios and the apprentice star alan sugar…
International sex therapist Dr Cockney is in Kilburn North London this week asking people what sexual subjects turn them on. But as usual no quicker has he started and he’s off on a tangent which embraces everything sexual from oral to back door sex. Also why is it the innocent looking girls who are the naughtiest?
Side-splitting hilarious comedy with Doctor Cockney who asks people in Kilburn intimate details about how adventurous they are with their newfound love lives.
Result ! am shooting with DR C twice this week!!!.
On Tuesday we hit the west end near Soho to get the mini shag marry ditch show shot. It’s a new online computer game, a bit of fun and quite addictive. Anyhow we reckoned filming would take an hour…it took five..
Why? Well firstly people in the West End are just too cool for school, if they see a camera they just turn up their noses. So we got a lot of rejections. Then a good 70% of the people we actually did stop to IV didnt speak hardly any English … on a serious note if anyone knows how many English people are left in London it would be great to know, as out filming every week we get the impression there are hardly any actual Londoners left..the Old DR Cockney is starting to feel like a living relic..
It didn’t help that the Doc hadn’t slept very well and had had a hectic week at the surgery…February is a busy time for people with relationship and sex issues ! So him and long suffering production manager Ira were at each others throats..well the the doc was at hers…bellowing away when ever he got the opportunity..
‘Why did u choose this location’
“Get out of the way Ira’
‘I’ll choose the guests’
“I’m hungry’
‘My heads cold’
I would go on but I think you get the idea.. they do love each other really I’m sure..and its entertaining to listen to..
Anyhow got to prepare for tomorrows shoot its at London Fashion Week.
I’ll let u know how that goes and when the Shag Marry Ditch show is up
Hope you all get some valentines day loving!!
Didnt happen. No after weeks of ditching the shoots due to poor weather we finally had a lovely hot sunny day! Only problem was the Doc had other pressing matters do deal with..Something to do with imigration…not sure what it was about (someone in the office reckons he’s not actually English or Cockney but comes from Bulgaria?maybe that was it but it has been reported that the Queen herself watched the castro episode (she apparently had been researching the Monarchy on the net for a novel she is penning and typed in Queen in Google.That show appeared…wrong sort of queen and a pretty outrageous episode to boot!!) one was not amused and demanded that the Doc be expelled from her Kingdom.. anyhow whatever the Doc was held up for the good news is that he hasnt been deported!!
He’s back on form and we are actually off on another shoot today. The theme is in line with the new Shag, Marry or Ditch game that the Doc is launching this week. I’ll let you know when its up..
Its finally here, after years in the making the doctor cockney blog. …and erm no I’m not the actual Doctor but the show’s director and cameraman. What am I doing here well I’ll be giving you a behind the scenes look at what goes on in and on the shoots. If you thought the answers and guests were slightly un hinged the production process is even more so..the behind the scenes bickering between the Doc and his production manager Ira is monumental and of course there are the police, unhappy interviewees and a whole load more to deal with when one is asking people to talk about their sexlives in the middle of a crowded street at midday on a Friday afternoon..the good old doc will be passing by too to do some of his own dogging I mean blogging so stay tuned….
International sex therapist Dr Cockney is in trendy Camden London this week finding out if the British like to talk dirty in bed! Do they want to whisper sweet nothings to each other or is it a red light conversation that gets their kettle boiling. Watch the show to find out.
