This week The Doc meets a couple of page 3 girls Sam Cooke and Vikki Blows, at the launch of the new Sun Crossword Challenge game for the Nintendo DS at Victoria station. It gives him an idea and leads him to ask people all about sexy words!!
The Sun Crossword Challenge is a great game and you can find out more about it on the Sun Crossword Challenge official web site – and you can win a copy on Gamesweasel episode 45 on the competitions page.

Firstly its not a science and people can get their wires crossed..a girl just may catch your eye by sheer chance but you, the young stallion that you are, might think she’s ‘clocking me she is’ and take that as a green light…

My advice is if you want to be as full proof as possible try and gage as many signals as possible.

The well known signs are eye contact (including looking away and looking back, watch out though if they do this consistently it may just be a nervous twitch), smiling (beware of sympathy smiles though they are the complete opposite!!), pays you here full attention (unless your a teacher of some sort then she is probably just trying to learn from you so keep it professional), is tactile (again judge the circumstances ..if she is fitting you in a suit she is going to need to touch you! ), teasing or being sarcastic to you (especially true of shyer girls) but again  a pure insult such as ‘f off you smelly, short , pissed , lecherous looser” probably means she isnt interested .. But conversely they could still be interested if they ignore you!! yes they could be waiting to see if you are interested and also if you have the balls to make a move..

Yes women are complicated and there are hundreds of books out there on the subject (and I will have a chapter on it in my forthcoming book). But my take on it is this. If you see a girl you fancy make a move..end of..(how many girls have I interviewed and loads of stunners too who say a) they would never make the first move and b) most guys don’t make the move.. As they say you’ve got to be in it to win it. So if you get any of the tell tell signals and even if you don’t and just pass a girl on the street and think core I’d love a bit of that..do something about it..ask for her number or out for a drink. But don’t be sleazy about it saying what nice knockers they are or how slappable  her rear end is that generally doesn’t go down well (but in some places it might it all depends..) oh and do take no for an answer .. 97% of girls will be flattered.. the other 3% well..anything could happen..

Hey Doctor Cockney,

My friends say I’m really bad at telling if a girl is flirting with me..they reckon I miss out on loads of pulling opportunities as a result. My question is how can I tell if a girl is flirting?

Thanks

M

This week The Doc investigates the shag buddy, booty call phenomenon. You know friends with added benefits – it’s a funny one so don’t miss it!

Doctor Cockney finds out if anyone has a minute to spare to help him find out how long should foreplay last. A really useful public information film for the ladies, but if you’re a guy then you probably won’t care what foreplay is. More sex questions over at http://doctorcockney.podshow.com .

The Doc tries to get in touch with his holistic side and inner self this week as he visits the London Vitality Show. Why? Well he wants to know what the secret is to good health and if it involves sex at all – does magnotherapy make you more attractive, can anti aging cream be used a lubricant and does been muscular make you firmer in all areas? these are just some of the things the good ol Doc finds out. It’s a funny one so don’t miss it!

This week the Doc’s question of the week is….. what is the kindest way to dump someone? You know give them the old heave ho..tell them to push off.. give them the elbow. Tell them c you later..

Its a mean world and these ladies are even meaner..