Now as Doctor Cockney mentioned in his last helpfull and insightfull guide to pulling. He mentioned chat up lines!!

Now don’t get me wrong I’m no pro with the ladies (you only have to watch the pilot for Date with the Doc to see that…yes I was the last minute stand in..the things I do for the old Doc..) but I reckon chat up lines suck..

But always willing to give things a go and learn how to meet girls or pull girls to be more blunt I have searched the net for some hot tips.

But instead of giving you the best ones I found. The Doc can give you those. Here are some of the worst chat up lines I came across which are bound to turn a girl off. But you never know and these might get you certain ladies …just be carefull how much you’ve had to drink though as you might regret what you catch…

1.Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

2. Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let’s go fuck.

3. Your body’s name must be Visa, because it’s everywhere I want to be.

4. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

5. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

6. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

7. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you I’d be coming, too.

8. I’d like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

9. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous.

10. I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big-Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

11. Wanna play house? You be the front door and I’ll bang you all night long.

12. If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

13. Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.

14. If you were a car, I would wax you and ride you all over town.

15. Excuse me, do you wanna fuck, or should I apologize.

16. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

17. Hi, I’m a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

18. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

19. You be the tree, and I’ll wrap you like a Koala.

20. Hi my name is _______. Remember it, cause you’ll be screaming it all night long.

21. I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap B&B.

22. Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I’ll go choo choo.

23. You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.

24. The fact that I’m missing my teeth just means that there’s more room for your tongue.

25. Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?