A. Bloke asks…
“Doctor Cockney, I was in Amsterdam recently ( well a dutch web site) and saw a young lady do impressive things with a golf ball and i was wondering if there are any similar traicks us men could do for our partners.”
International sex therapist Dr Cockney is playing SMD again this week. That’s Shag Marry Ditch if you haven’t seen the previous Billionaires one and this time he’s asking people which famous female singer they would most like to Shag Marry or Ditch..the choice Lilly Allen, Amy Winehouse or Beth Ditto. Want to know the answer well watch the show to find out. And don’t forget you can play your own version of the game of the shagmarryditch.co.uk website.
A famous pop group once sang “It only takes a minute girl”, but how long do you think foreplay should last? Doctor Cockney stalks the people of London to see if they can spare a couple of seconds to talk about their sex lives. But how long should it take? Should you even bother? Drop us a comment on the blog to let us know how long you dordle around for before getting down to business.
Dr Cockney has got all romantic this week. Love is in the air and he saw a couple getting married at the weekend, reminded him of his youth and his first love.. Big Bouncing Dave’sigh’ Last Friday was the 29th Of February making it a leap year, which means a girl can propose to a guy !! So the intrepid sexpert hit the streets to find out if any ladies were about to go down and propose (of course) on one knee. Sure enough he met a girl who had proposed that very morning..but there is a condition on her other half saying yes..she has to pay for the wedding..the doc is straight in with some words of wisdom…Leap years will never be the same.
Here is Doctor Cockney in action in London’s West End, chatting up some hot chicks and asking them which Billionaire (Richard Branson, Alan Sugar from the Apprentice or Stelios from Easy Jet) they would most like to shag marry or ditch..all I can say its not good for Stelios ..something about fat and looks…also turned out that these three girls work in PR and were responsible for Dressing Amy Winehouse and Lilly Allen for the Brit awards the other week..they likedthe docs tie!! says it all really..if you like the docs tie do let me know..
And here is the Doc coming atcha on the London Underground…nope our doc doesn’t catch a taxi, car or limo because he is eco conscious or loves public transport its because it’s the cheapest way to get around. And as the he likes to say ‘ a penny saved son is a penny towards buying your girl some flowers’…whatever… I reckon its because the price of viagra has gone up and it’s hit him hard (hmmm) where it counts…
International sex therapist Dr Cockney is trying out something new this week. He’s got a new online game coming out called Shag Marry Ditch. In a nutshell the game gives you the option to choose which hunk, model, dame, actor, singer, billionaire and loads more you would most like to Shag Marry Ditch. The only hitch is you’ve got a choice of three in each category but you can change that and even add your friends. The game also gave the Doc an idea..yup you guessed it and this week he’s asking people which billionaire they would most like to Shag Marry or ditch..the choice Richard Branson, Stellios or The Apprentice himself Alan Sugar want to know the answer well watch the show to find out.
Play the game now at:- http://www.shagmarryditch.com
Doctor Cockney asks the people at London Fashion Week what their favourite item of ladies clothing is.
Doctor Cockney is at the London Fashion week asking the all important question – do clothes make you sexier? Apparently a bag over a woman’s head is en-vogue so Doctor Cockney is getting out his gimp mask right now.
I just thought since Doctor Cockney is scared of the net and hasn’t yet appeared on his own blog!! you lovely people would be interested in the results of a few other sex surveys out there. And our take on the results…
This week here are three interesting facts about Sex on the net!
Fact 1
About one in five of all respondents said that they had gone in for ‘e- mail eroticism’ with a partner. Specifically, we asked people this question: ‘Have you indulged in sex on the Internet – that is, masturbating to orgasm while ”talking” on your keyboard to at least one other person?’ Astoundingly, 26 per cent of males and 15 per cent of females replied ‘Yes’. This is a finding that no sex survey has ever recorded before. It shows that for many people, ’sex on the net’ is now perfectly acceptable. And bear in mind that we’re not talking about looking at pornography on the Internet – we didn’t ask about that
Source the Net Doctor
Here at DR C HQ we view this as healthy for obvious reasons, but advice caution. Computers are electrical aplliances and as such liquids on them could blow a fuse or cause a shock and ultimately you could come to a sticky end..so beware.
DR C Tip – Make sure you have two sets of tissues one for yourself and one for the keyboard.
Fact 2
A third of British girls have filmed a pornographic movie on their mobile phone.
The poll found 34 per cent of women questioned had stripped off in homemade movies, while a whopping 83 per cent admitted indulging in sexy texts.
Cyber sex is also on the rise and experts believe it is linked to the popularity of networking sites such as Facebook and MySpace, with 64 per cent having enjoyed online sex chats on them.Over half the 1,000 females questioned admitted to having text sex, while an outrageous 31 per cent had even indulged in webcam romps.
Victoria White, editor of Company said: “It’s great to see women embracing technology and becoming more confident with their own sex lives.”
Company magazine.
Here at DR C HQ we do agree but advice caution..what goes on the net can stay on the net and it can also appear years later and be rather embarassing..
DR C Tip – Make sure your sending the text to the right person..I know that in one TV company a very prim and proper young lady sent me a text due to go to her boyfriend. It was enlightening to say the least..
Fact 3
Australian women believe that cyber sex constitutes more serious cheating than going to a strip club or watching pornography.A survey of 1,117 internet users showed that people see little difference between virtual and regular relationships.Almost all surfers ranked cyber sex as cheating which, although not as bad as being physically unfaithful, is much worse than watching a stripper or pornography.Most considered cyber sex and “sharing intimate information with others online” as acts of infidelity, and 41 per cent see no difference between online and offline affairs.Women were less likely to see any difference between an online affair and the real thing.However, more than 30 per cent of survey participants confessed to having what they would define as an online affair.The survey concluded that engaging in erotic communications online, while not as threatening as offline sexual encounters, did threaten relationships, even though the people often never met.
Source College of Social and Health Sciences at the University of Western Sydney
Here at DR C HQ we think cheating is cheating so DONT DO IT!!
DR C Tip – If you are going to have a cyber affair make sure you have a clue about the person you are having it with…one married couple of 15 years had each started independly having an online affair. They only realized who they were when they eventually met in the flesh…They split none the less
Friday the 22nd unlucky for some it seems. Woke up to a rather dull cold day and got Ira the PM on the phone to confirm the shoot. The Doc wanted to go to one of his favourite patches to film. Wood Green North London. Ira wanted to go to Carnaby Street in London’s West End. I just wanted to get the shoot done so that I could go home as I felt terrible with a lingering cold.
Come 10AM we were on the streets of Wood Green at work
Come 10:42AM we were still on the streets of Wood Green with a DR C intro to the show and a Go Daddy ad in the bag . No Interviewes yet.
Come 11:30 AM still no interviewes .The fish werent biting..
At 12AM we called it and hopped on the tube to Piccadily Circus
By 1PM we only had one interview in the bag with one young brother and sister team from Slovenia who thought the Doctor was doing a survey for the NHS on tourists views of the British health service. The boy became slightly alarmed when the Doc started asking him if he had ever had sex. The answer in case you’re interested was no. He was a virgin which of course led the Doc to ask him if he masturbated much, which further alarmed him and even more so his sister.. The doc left them in a state of shock and we moved on to..
1:45 Pm Carnaby street and same problem as Wood Green no one wanted to speak.. we decided to can the idea of doing a normal show . The theme was have you ever slept with someone with any offputing habits and have you ever had to tell them that they arent good in bed..
Anyhow we decided to do another Shag Marry Ditch Shoot, as they are slightly easier..This time it was on which Politician would you get it on with the choice..Tony Blair, Davie Cameron and ladies favourite Gordon Brown.. The result ? It seems that the Politicians silver tongues, rugged good looks and high powered status arent a big hit with the ladies of London…
Oh we also had to halt filming half way through as Ira got into a ladies fight with another girl. Apparently something to do with bumping into each other..it ended up with the girl throwing her cup of tea all over Ira and her new boots and not so new coat..quite a scene really..
It was a long day and I got home to find a £960 electricity bill for 3 months..
I think 22 might be the new 13…
