I know its late!! But its been a mad week..trying to upload shows and blog when its all new to you ..but I think there is a light at the end of the tunnel and there is nowt like doing it yourself to learn.. Last friday was a cracking albeit freezing shoot …we were outside the London Natural History Museum interviewing visitors and guests to this years, 2008 that is, London Fashion Week.
The Doc was wondering and asking about sexy clothing and what got these fashionados cloggs dancing. The answers were surprising but you’ll have to wait till next week to see what they were..Have to say from my un cultured view of fashion most of the people were dressed in pretty weird get ups..but hey ho..anyhow they were all pretty surprised by the Doctors line of questioning but his bright and colourful tie drew them in and they felt he was kinda one of them , well something like that, a fashion try hard maybe…he is a cockney after all!
He was rather taken by this lady tough the same cannot be said about her as he asked her about her underwear…
It was a good location though and we got plenty of guests the other good thing was the V and A museum where we stopped off for cake and coffee ( a rare treat but I felt the doc needed a break..as he was about to start going into one of his moans and he really isnt as young as he used to be…he was also rather tired from being UP all night, working on one of his patients apparently)
I’ll let u know when the show is up in the meantime look out for tomorrows first edition of the Shag Marry Ditch show, where he asks what billionaires people would or would not like to get it on with..the choice virgin super boss richard branson, easyjet founder stellios and the apprentice star alan sugar…
International sex therapist Dr Cockney is in Kilburn North London this week asking people what sexual subjects turn them on. But as usual no quicker has he started and he’s off on a tangent which embraces everything sexual from oral to back door sex. Also why is it the innocent looking girls who are the naughtiest?
Side-splitting hilarious comedy with Doctor Cockney who asks people in Kilburn intimate details about how adventurous they are with their newfound love lives.
Result ! am shooting with DR C twice this week!!!.
On Tuesday we hit the west end near Soho to get the mini shag marry ditch show shot. It’s a new online computer game, a bit of fun and quite addictive. Anyhow we reckoned filming would take an hour…it took five..
Why? Well firstly people in the West End are just too cool for school, if they see a camera they just turn up their noses. So we got a lot of rejections. Then a good 70% of the people we actually did stop to IV didnt speak hardly any English … on a serious note if anyone knows how many English people are left in London it would be great to know, as out filming every week we get the impression there are hardly any actual Londoners left..the Old DR Cockney is starting to feel like a living relic..
It didn’t help that the Doc hadn’t slept very well and had had a hectic week at the surgery…February is a busy time for people with relationship and sex issues ! So him and long suffering production manager Ira were at each others throats..well the the doc was at hers…bellowing away when ever he got the opportunity..
‘Why did u choose this location’
“Get out of the way Ira’
‘I’ll choose the guests’
“I’m hungry’
‘My heads cold’
I would go on but I think you get the idea.. they do love each other really I’m sure..and its entertaining to listen to..
Didnt happen. No after weeks of ditching the shoots due to poor weather we finally had a lovely hot sunny day! Only problem was the Doc had other pressing matters do deal with..Something to do with imigration…not sure what it was about (someone in the office reckons he’s not actually English or Cockney but comes from Bulgaria?maybe that was it but it has been reported that the Queen herself watched the castro episode (she apparently had been researching the Monarchy on the net for a novel she is penning and typed in Queen in Google.That show appeared…wrong sort of queen and a pretty outrageous episode to boot!!) one was not amused and demanded that the Doc be expelled from her Kingdom.. anyhow whatever the Doc was held up for the good news is that he hasnt been deported!!
He’s back on form and we are actually off on another shoot today. The theme is in line with the new Shag, Marry or Ditch game that the Doc is launching this week. I’ll let you know when its up..
Its finally here, after years in the making the doctor cockney blog. …and erm no I’m not the actual Doctor but the show’s director and cameraman. What am I doing here well I’ll be giving you a behind the scenes look at what goes on in and on the shoots. If you thought the answers and guests were slightly un hinged the production process is even more so..the behind the scenes bickering between the Doc and his production manager Ira is monumental and of course there are the police, unhappy interviewees and a whole load more to deal with when one is asking people to talk about their sexlives in the middle of a crowded street at midday on a Friday afternoon..the good old doc will be passing by too to do some of his own dogging I mean blogging so stay tuned….
International sex therapist Dr Cockney is in trendy Camden London this week finding out if the British like to talk dirty in bed! Do they want to whisper sweet nothings to each other or is it a red light conversation that gets their kettle boiling. Watch the show to find out.
Its another helping of some of Doctor Cockney’s best bits from 2007 in this special edition best of Vol 3. This time its from his whistle stop tour of San Francisco in the USA. It’s the rudest, the crudest and wackiest compilation so far! Kick back and enjoy but you have been warned.
It’s a new year and here are some more of Doctor Cockney’s best bits from 2007 in this special edition best of Vol 2. It’s ruder, it’s cruder but it’s still as funny as volume 1! Kick back and enjoy.
It’s a new year and here are some of Doctor Cockney’s best bits from 2007 in this special edition best of Vol 1. It’s rude, it’s crude but it’s darn funny!
